A: Hello, 911? Please help. There's been a kidnapping!

B: Can you give me your exact location, Ma'am?

A: I'm in City Square. Please hurry! They took Charles.

B: Did you get a good look at the kidnappers?

A: No. One minute I was reading the paper and then I turned around and Charles was gone!

B: And how old is Charles?

A: He's only three months old.

B: Charles is a baby?

A: No, Charles is my pet Chihuahua. He's a puppy!

B: So you lost your dog? Ma'am, please get off the line. Other people need it for emergencies.

A: Wow, listen to this. A husband was arrested for blackmailing his own wife!

B: No way! How come?

A: His wife is a painter, and she was making forgeries of famous paintings and selling them to galleries in New York.

B: And nobody knew?

A: No, and she wouldn't give him any of the money so he decided to blackmail her.

B: His own wife?

A: Yes, incredible, isn't it?

B: So how did they catch him?

A: She told the police.

B: But didn't they arrest her, too?

A: Yes, but she says she doesn't care. She just wanted her husband to go to jail. The trial starts tomorrow.

B: Wow!